So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck
my tablet has the very faint impression of sai’s layout embedded in it
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
wow first of all how do you even touch a bird
ive watched this video an unimaginable amount of times
I like how he is wildly pregnant
yet takes a pregnancy test
and is surprised by the results
then he hugs a flower
when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes
if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad
If you got a picture of man nipples and put them over woman nipples so they matched and slowly dropped the opacity, at what point does it become illegal?